Top 10 Things We Hope Will Become Fashionable in the New Millennium

10. The militant use of turn signals.

9. The catch phrases "Please" and "Thank you."

8. Racing for the remote control whenever you see "Jerry Springer," "Sally Jesse Raphael" and that evil troglodyte spawn of satan "Ricki Lake."

7. Gary Coleman, Quinn Cummings, Johnny Whitaker and all other discarded child stars that entertained us in our youth but are now relegated to the custodial arts.

6. All food in pie form.

5. Double entendres and filthy innuendo in the workplace.

4. Movies with plots.

3. Driving past the Blockbuster to your local video store.

2. Going commando.

1. SOCK MONKEYS!!!!!!!