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"Sometimes we could hear Miss, Mrs., or Ms. Skragg late at night, with whichever current boyfriend she chose to entertain. She'd crash around, yell at the dogs, laugh, yell some more and then fight with whatever scumbag/asshole she dragged back to her shack. Eventually, after some faint moaning (couldn't be too faint for us to hear it 50 yards away) all the crashing would start up again. Ultimately the alcohol must have taken hold, mercifully causing them to pass out." --Salad Days in Salmon by Rod Murphy |
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch The Off Broadway Show that spawned the movie. Every inch is packed with dynamite! |
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| Visit the New Norton Simon When's the last time you went to a museum? Get your butt on over there! | |
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Salad Days in Salmon True stories from the backwoods of Salmon, Idaho. |
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| Step into the Living Room Mickey Champion Sings the Blues. | |
| Our Social Conscience San Francisco's election aftermath. | |
| Book Review Mockingbird by Walter Tevis. "Once upon a time there was a robot who wanted to die..." | |
| I Love the Nightlife Carla parties on through the holiday season. | |
| Music Therapy Simon Glickman review's Fiona Apple's Pawn. | |
| MASHtoon Have you seen our fabulous cartoons? They're impressive! | |
| Masthead Who's responsible for this thing? | |
| MASH Notes Letters to the Editor | |
| What's it to ya? Wacky questions. Wacky answers. | |
| MASH Cash Our Financial Advisor answers your questions. | |
| Archives You need not miss an issue. They're all here! | |