"If you have neighbors as litigious as mine were in Connecticut, you'll find many creative uses for this flammable manure bag."
-Marta by Mail by B. Kim Taylor
Sissyfight: Winning Isn't Everything
Now we can all return to the innocent and cruel world of childhood.
Marta by Mail by B. Kim Taylor

Handy ideas from that doyenne of homekeeping Marta Hubert.
Three Days of the Condor by Simon Glickman

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait, it's a bird!
Artist Of The Month
Sculptor Eka Valeva.
Cybele Says ...
All that glitters!
Music Therapy

Tom Lehrer: Redeeming Social Importance.
Girl, Reviewed
No, it's not timely. We just wanted to review the book, okay?
Stars Upon Thars
Mmm, this month's celebs make us feel all warm inside.
MASH Cash
Our financial wiz gives us a clue.
I LOVE The Nightlife by Carla Ridge
Carla plays fastball with Lo-Ball.
What's It To Ya?
Our monthly poll, your monthly answers.
MASHtoon by F. Zinn
What is this game called MASH?
MASH Notes
What you had to say about what we had to say.
MASH Masthead
Some Issues You Might Have Missed ...
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