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I Love the Nightlife by Carla Ridge
Our own circle included the vivacious J. and precocious C., a callow Net millionaire and dancing fool whose cell phone has apparently become one with his comely head. We settled at a large round table, where I proceeded to shed boa feathers in an alarming quantity (best to leave one's mark, I rationalized). We dined and drank lavishly (many mashed potatoes were consumed) and were rewarded for our pleasant time-killing with a swingin' instrumental intro from The Vicious Circle. Representing The Circle that evening were pianist/former punk rocker (!) Gere Fenellie (whose stride playing especially delighted this reporter), stand-up bassist Jon Button and drummer Dave Allen (the latter two also provide thundering rhythms to rock band Itch, so it was particularly thrilling to see Button expertly assaying the upright).
The magnificent MM was met by enthusiastic applause from the sizable crowd, suggesting many had previously sampled her wares and found them sterling. Indeed, the show quickly became standing-room only. An utterly ravishing blue-eyed brunette possessed of that classic vavoom rarely seen since the golden era of pinups, Mahon took the mic clad in a sexy little red cocktail dress with translucent pailletes sparkling along its hem, her lovely feet shod in what I understand the coarser crowd is calling "fuck me" shoes (those ankle straps do inspire a host of prurient longings).
The many standouts in this generous set included the impossibly sultry "My Love Is" (recorded by Diana Krall); Elvis Costello's timeless torch song "Almost Blue"; the maliciously delicious "I Want To Be Evil" (Eartha Kitt); a devilish reading of "Thirteen Women," interpreted here as "13 Men" (the original was the b-side to Bill Haley's "Rock Around The Clock"; it was later recorded by Ann-Margret); and a medley of "Fever" and "You Don't Know" (both Peggy Lee), during which the audience snapped along (O! how my dainty fingers ached - wouldn't have had it any other way).
No distant diva, Mahon mingled with her faithful after the show, sharing in toasts and graciously accepting a steady stream of compliments. Alas, I developed a cramp in my hand from patting myself on the back for selecting the evening's enchanting entertainment, for which I was also roundly praised by my fellows. Remember, kittens, there's more to life than rock 'n' roll, so straighten your seams and make like Sally Bowles! Ta, Carla |
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