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We've
asked our international correspondents to to tell us a little something
about what goes on in their respective cities. Ursula Murphy continues
our series in Boston, MA.
As
most of us know, living in the same city for a number of years can take
its toll on any amicable feelings one might have for said city. This
is the point I'm at with Boston, where I've lived for the past six years
of my adult life. I took on the role of MASH roving correspondent with
hopes of rekindling long dormant feelings of real interest in my hometown;
my usual sentiments regarding Boston lean toward blasé disenchantment
to downright distaste depending on the number of Boston University or
Northeastern students I've run into on the T that day. (Note to reader:
NU = bad, BU = much, much worse. And T, of course, = subway.)
Starting
on my journey to kinder, gentler feelings toward Boston, I figured,
hey, a little cultcha never hurt anyone! I headed off to The Museum
of Fine Arts, Boston (www.mfa.org)
to see the exhibit - "Van Gogh: Face to Face," a comprehensive show
dedicated solely to Van Gogh's portraits and self-portraits. The exhibit
began with drawings from the early 1880's of so-called orphan men -
elderly gentlemen living in the poorhouses of The Hague. These were
almost like caricatures: old men with worn-out jackets, beat-up top
hats and maybe an eye patch or two. Van Gogh's inability to afford more
traditional models seemed to work in his favor. These character studies,
along with intimate portraits of the Roulin family - and of course the
self-portraits - were my favorite parts of the show. I did make the
mistake of going on one of the last weekends it was open, so the throng
of annoying tourists pretending to be cultured blocked my view at almost
every turn. I was out of there much faster than I would have liked,
but over all I did enjoy the exhibit. While at the museum I wandered
into "Beyond the Screen," an exhibit of Chinese furniture from various
periods and places, which was literally deserted and, truthfully, more
interesting than a bunch of paintings I'd seen many times before.
The
Oak Bar at the stodgy Fairmont Copley Plaza was next on the agenda.
This dark, crowded hotel bar with 35 different kinds of $20 martinis
had the absolute worst service I have ever encountered. What's worse,
the room was filled with middle-aged traveling businessmen who give
middle-aged traveling businessmen a bad name. In other words, it sucked.
We drank our champagne cocktails, contemplated chewing and screwing,
admired the bar's old world décor and left. Never again. Oh wait,
maybe when I'm over 40 and lame.
Now
that I had my dose of art, culture, and irritating middle-aged people,
I felt ready to take on the world of heavy drinking. I trekked over
to the B-Side, a retro-style lounge featuring great food reasonably
priced and fabulous cocktails (with fresh-squeezed juice if you so desire).
Now, I hadn't been to the B-side in a couple of months and was shocked
and dismayed to find khaki-clad college students heavily encroaching
on what was once strictly musician/artist/otherwise cool person territory.
This is no good. Another bar ruined by these people, don't they have
their own places to hang out? I suggest a moral code as well as dress
code - no khakis, Julia Roberts fans, bra straps showing behind spaghetti
strap tank tops, current or former wearers of baseball hats, psychology
majors, or Tommy Hilfiger. I am not recalling any sort of fond memory
about Boston yet.
Next
on the agenda was the newly opened Flash's, a bit off the beaten path
of crowded nightclubs of Newbury, Boylston and Lansdowne streets. It
wasn't exactly loaded with hip, attractive scenesters but was a) quiet
enough to actually have a conversation without yelling b) a pretty nice
looking place with a large oak bar and gigantic windows open to the
street, and c) only one horribly stupid pickup line was uttered to me
the entire two hours we were there. Drinks were surprisingly inexpensive
and large, too - always a plus - and the walls were filled with local
art. Things are looking up; I think this might become my newest hangout.
The
music scene is the one thing I do love about Boston. I had difficulty
picking from fantastic shows at Bill's Bar, the Middle East, etc. I
had to go with seeing one of the biggest bands in Boston right now,
Waltham at t. t. the bears in Cambridge. Waltham is sort of a Journey
meets Rick Springfield throwback and while that may sound terrifying,
it's actually great. The band is five guys from - you guessed it - Waltham,
a skanky, low-rent suburb of Boston, and a couple of them have the mullets
to prove it.
Regardless,
they packed the place wall to wall and even installed extra stage accouterments
and video monitors for patrons to watch while waiting on line to get
in. The show rocked; it was cool and smarmy at the same time - lots
of ballads with titles like "Maria" and "Nicole" and the like. The band's
fans were a die-hard bunch who screamed every freaking word of every
freaking song whether they went to Waltham High or not. A friend of
the band even got to sing one of their ditties to his wife for their
anniversary (she cried hysterically). I look forward to seeing them
again.
Okay,
so Boston doesn't suck so bad. Plenty of people like it here, there's
gotta be some good things about it right? Behind the never-ending Big
Dig construction, the bewildering fascination with the Kennedys, the
enormously high rents, the stodgy conservatism and the tendency to drop
r's, is ... is ... something of which I've gotten glimpses but don't
see all the time. Perhaps if I weren't so jaded I might be able to find
it. Or maybe I should just move.
Reporting
from Boston, MA, this is Ursula Murphy.
Next
month: Audrey Gebber treats us to a pub crawl in Oxford, England.
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