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Cybele's got girly make-up stuff (or boyie, if you're a make-up wearing boy, and we think you're hip if you are) and we might just give you some if you're nice and answer some questions. We'd like to know who's reading us and we have no intention of ever telling another soul. It's strictly for MASH and we won't mail you any shit or anything.

 

Do you live in a Mansion, Apartment, Shack or House?
Mansion
Apartment
Shack
House

Are you married to that one boy/girl?
Yes, I have found my soulmate
No. I'm alone and want to know what you're doing tonight.

What kind of car do you drive?

What fabulous far off city do you live in?

What's your cool career?

Oh, and what's your name?

What's your snail mail address? (if we randomly pull your name from the hat, how are we gonna send you free stuff?)
<-put yer house n' street here
<-yer city, state n' zip go here

What's your email address?

Are you a girl or a boy?
Undies
Tighty-Whitey/Floppy Fellas

How old are you in human years?

Did you git yourself a heapum' book learnin'? How far'd you go?
 Pre-School
Kindergarden
Grade-School
High School
College
Grad School
That's Dr. Smarty-Pants to you

So with that fancy ejucation of yours, you rakin' in the dough? How much?

Do you ever buy crap online?
Yes, most of my dollars are digital.
No. I'm not stupid.
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