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"Generally defined in terms of spacious, butt-moving grooves, 'funk' at its core refers to its origins in the earthy stink of a gyrating crowd, the smell of sex, sweat and other bodily imperatives. In other words, life."

Music Therapy --Simon Glickman

August 2000
Our Little Girl is Growing Up
Your editors muse over this, their first year of MASH.
A Night on the Town by Liz Knee

Our roving correspondent does DC.

Notes From the Porn Front by Johnne Perez

You lika da porn, eh? More insights from that scamp Johnne. Oh yeah, there's some dirty pictures so make sure you're over 18.

Cybele Says ...
Well, really, she says all sorts of stuff.
Music Therapy

Finally, some good stinky funk.

Book Review
Why Alfred Fester Bester Tester doesn't suck.
Stars Upon Thars
Okay, now they're stalking us!
I LOVE The Nightlife by Carla Ridge
All Rise for Judge Carla.
What's It To Ya?
Our monthly poll, your monthly answers.
MASHtoon by F. Zinn
What is this game called MASH?
MASH Notes
What you had to say about what we had to say.
MASH Masthead
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