1999 Ten Worst Celebrities

10. Mark McGwire--his lizard-skin neck is too painful to look at.

9. Ally McBeal--anorexia may be her only good quality.

8. Ben Affleck--whether you pronounce it Aph-flec or A-flek, he still sucks.

7. Mother of sextuplets--bad teeth, worse mother.

6. Jennifer Love Hewitt--hides her squinty-eyed slutyness behind wholesome family prime-time.

5. Whitney Houston--any nostalgic charm she might of had is long gone.

4. Cast of "Touched by an Angel" and "7th Heaven"--this righteous religious drivel might work in the Midwest, but not anywhere else.

3. Garth Brooks--ridiculously contrived.

2. Puff Daddy--close your mouth.

1. Rosie/Oprah--it's hard to tell which one is fatter/more annoying.

Honorable Mentions: Melissa Joan Hart, all boy bands, Tom Cruise and Nicki Kidman, guy from Limp Bizkit, Ricky Martin.

 

Top Ten Celebs NOT improving with age

10. Sting--the turning point was when he collaborated with Rod Stewart and Bryan Adams.

9. Scott Baio--it's all been downhill since "Charles in Charge."

8. Tiffany Amber Theissen--not even Zack or Slater could save her career.

7. Malcolm-Jamal Warner--he could have been the next Sidney Poitier but instead he signed a UPN contract.

6. Nicolas Cage--peaked with Raising Arizona.

5. Meryl Streep--does ugly really mean great actress?

4. Billy Crystal/Robin Williams--very tired, they should have quit while they were ahead. Wait--was Billy Crystal ever funny?

3. Madonna--needs to re-find her lucky star roots.

2. John Travolta-- besides Pulp Fiction, the best thing he's done since Saturday Night Fever was almost crash his plane.

1. Penny Marshall--after "Laverne & Shirley" the sky was her limit, but her fat friend Rosie weighed her down.