Have you ever broken a bone?

 
"I've never really broken any bones, inasmuch as my friend did it for me.  Both the right ulna and radius.  On my birthday, no less.  The bones healed, and the incident lives on in infamy."

"Left tibia....biggest freaking bone in the human body...crashed into some assholes Porsche while riding another asshole's cheap shit moped.  I couldn't get my license till I was 18 because of it.  Some foreign doctor, with hair on the bridge of his nose, set it painfully...my parents had to shell out $500 (1985 dollars) to the Porsche prick and $350 to the retard that let me and 231 other jerks ride his "ped" that day.  To top it all off, 12 weeks with a full leg cast, deep in the heart of summer vacation...nobody ever dared visit me either...too afraid of my parental units."

 
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