"Left tibia....biggest freaking
bone in the human body...crashed into some assholes Porsche while riding
another asshole's cheap shit moped. I couldn't get my license till
I was 18 because of it. Some foreign doctor, with hair on the bridge
of his nose, set it painfully...my parents had to shell out $500 (1985
dollars) to the Porsche prick and $350 to the retard that let me and 231
other jerks ride his "ped" that day. To top it all off, 12 weeks
with a full leg cast, deep in the heart of summer vacation...nobody ever
dared visit me either...too afraid of my parental units." |